Friday, February 17, 2012

One of our funnier collabs

We ought to have titled our collabs. oh well. This one is by all three of us.

Everything breaks, shatters like glass
Everything slows, blurred and fast
And you always wonder about your vague past
Wishing ever to take your breath last
Feathery frail like frost on the floor
Creamy cake like the cream of crops
But craven crop creams crash, and cry in crypts crushed
While mindless minion moans in the mush
And perverted penguins poop in the pool
How prurient! Filling the pool with their stool
Glass on wings aflutter yonder
Bugs on trees buzzing with wonder
Responding with wonderment and awe
At crimson splatters upon the floor
The crows are flying, a sign of dying
Pigs are sighing, pies are crying
And everywhere are avocados flying
With my malicious propaganda spreading
Like Japanese cinema and television
Boo Radley had them pecans pizened
Scout ran wild and shouted like Tarzan
She thought we were being invaded by Martians
Alas! Alack! The hippos are here!
Ahoy! Attack! The samurais scramble!
The ninja turtles come to save the day!
Raffael, Michaelangelo, Leonardo, away!
We are reaching the end, let's not stray
Onward go the horses, hay and neigh
The meek mouse mellow munches marmalade
While weeping willows cry for the esplanade
The durian weeps too, it's ears stink
But not as much as a horse, I should think
More like a harmless mockingbird which sings
Kill all the bluejays or wasps, rip off their wings!
The pen quivers in shame, thank god this is over at last
But or creative era, has yet to pass.

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