Another story by our beloved Idealist. Posting on her behalf because she's STILL MIA:
Once upon a time, far far away, there lived a couple of cows grazing in the field. A few centuries passed and the cows had evolved- they now had longer necks that could reach for leaves up above (yes, a giraffe =)) One they, while the giraffes were sitting under a tree, a lemon named Dikaios fell of its branch, because it was too heavy. Dikaios hit the giraffe named Newton, and that was how Newton discovered gravity. Now with fat lemony Dikaios between the ears of Newton, a taller giraffe- Vina, came strolling by ( giraffes do stroll right??), and being really hungry, it ate Dikaios. Unfortunately, Dikaios was an unknown species of lemons that are so acidic and dangerous there is only one of its type in the world. With Dikaios giving out citric acid and all kinds of stuff in Vina's intestines, they dissolved, and Vina ceased to exist.
Outside in the modern world, there was a guy named "Bas.." and a lady named "LSS". They were both really heavy and fat, to the point that one day their gravity was so strong they clashed into each other. Unfortunately, they merged, and created a black hole because of their weight. Everyone in NJC was going to be sucked in to the darkness forever.
At this moment, Dikaios the lemon from the far away land of New Zealand, was blown by the wind ( after dissolving Vina's insides. sorry vina =) its cos you're tall. ) Dikaios fell into the black hole. It was now the battle of two powerful forces. WHO WILL WIN? Dikaios the lemon V.S Bas & LSS the huge big things
"ACID POWER!" Bas&LSS HP drops to .... negative infinity. Dikaios won and saved the day. As he was lying on the grass, his acid melted the grass, and became lemon grass!
And the amazing story of Dikaios and adventure goes on as he saves the world, puts his acid to good use, and now the new generation of lemons all can live and be eaten in peace. We will all remember you in our hearts, Dikaios the lemon. =D
DISCLAIMER
*no offence for the names or countries or living things used*
Outside in the modern world, there was a guy named "Bas.." and a lady named "LSS". They were both really heavy and fat, to the point that one day their gravity was so strong they clashed into each other. Unfortunately, they merged, and created a black hole because of their weight. Everyone in NJC was going to be sucked in to the darkness forever.
At this moment, Dikaios the lemon from the far away land of New Zealand, was blown by the wind ( after dissolving Vina's insides. sorry vina =) its cos you're tall. ) Dikaios fell into the black hole. It was now the battle of two powerful forces. WHO WILL WIN? Dikaios the lemon V.S Bas & LSS the huge big things
"ACID POWER!" Bas&LSS HP drops to .... negative infinity. Dikaios won and saved the day. As he was lying on the grass, his acid melted the grass, and became lemon grass!
And the amazing story of Dikaios and adventure goes on as he saves the world, puts his acid to good use, and now the new generation of lemons all can live and be eaten in peace. We will all remember you in our hearts, Dikaios the lemon. =D
DISCLAIMER
*no offence for the names or countries or living things used*
--Cynic signing off
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